an idea.
I think it would be cool/humorous/artistic/etc to make a post like this to craigslist in the "men seeking women" or "casual encounters" section:
I haven't gotten laid in a while, and I really want to. I am a 350 lb white male with a 5 inch dick that I really want to put to use. Email me if you're interested.
In fact, I would probably make it way more raunchy than that. And maybe find a picture of a fat guy to attach to the post.
Presumably I would get all sorts of mail telling me how stupid, fat, ugly, and dumb I am. It would be really funny to respost to the same board with all of the responses. Kinda like this, only nastier.
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