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Art Linkletter, host of TV's 'House Party' and 'People Are Funny,' dies at 97: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/26/AR2010052603649.html

He asked one boy: "What do your parents do for fun?" "I don't know," the boy replied. "They always lock the door."

He asked one girl: "What do you think would make a perfect husband, Karen?" "A man that provides a lot of money, loves horses, and will let you have 22 kids and doesn't put up a fight," Karen said.

"And what do you think you'll be when you grow up?" "A nun."